Trump, the Maga King, arisen from the mists of time! His destiny etched in the very fabric of America, to lead with a resolute hand!
With a presence that commands the loyalty of his people—a true son of the American soil, like Arathorn before Isildur’s heir! A leader forged in the crucible of cable news debates and the digital battlefields of Twitter! Strength... undeniable! Resolve... unyielding! He stands as a bulwark against the encroaching darkness.
His reign is... a vision taking form. Maga King TRUMP, champion of the common man!
Hear ye, hear ye! Words of power from the King, to be etched upon thy mind like the One Ring upon Frodo's finger!
Think Bigly Like, REALLY Bigly!, Act Bigly YUUUGE!, And Fight, Fight, Fight For Greatness! Release the Kraken... of Patriotism! May involve yelling at clouds.
Let It Be Known Henceforth and Forevermore...or until the next election: I Never Lose. I Either Win Or Win Twice. Alternate Outcomes May Be Deemed "Fake News".
In The Game Of Life It's rigged, by the way!, Play It Like A Round Of Golf—always Aim For The Hole-in-one. Mulligans are totally legal, if you're the King.
TICKER: Trump
SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000
NO TAX, ALL GLORY!
